Secret Door this stairway leads to the
dungeon where we’ll toss that lousy Ice
King what awful thing did he do to get
tossed in there he didn’t do anything
not a thing what it’s a long story Finn
you see the baby
I need more
gosh I’m sorry all right all right I
have to go you two just guard the Ice
King until I return
prepared to make him howl with pain you
got it princess
oh this is a total Rook settle down
prisoner we gotta record your belonging
one magical Crown probably stolen I
didn’t steal it I made that item made it
with the magic that I stole so hand it
over or I’ll strike menacing poses at
you
these bars can’t hold me forever and
there’s only like two of them you fools
have no business guarding prisoners oh
yeah well how about these helmets we
found and we got the Oculus of
Rehabilitation
better and the shelf of penitence I’m
sorry I’m so sorry how about you just
hand me my crown I’ll create some ice
bars okay no Jake it’s a it’s a trick
I’m toying with you psychologically
[Laughter]
finished so what am I being charged with
um five counts of jerk of tearing yeah
what does it matter
of course it matters the way it works is
first I transgress your meaningless
rules and then you maliciously persecute
me that makes sense you do bad stuff I
punish you oh you have disrupted that
order for are you ready for this I have
committed no recent crime really
um
I’m rocking your worldview Jake he is
starting to convince me we’re doing a
bad thing dude
by my saliva and think of all the
Terrible Things
yeah you’re still a jerk that deserves
to be in jail oh yeah you know who
really deserves to be in jail I will
show you the true jerks behold
uh it’s too dark behold
the jerks Is Us Jake am I going crazy it
seems like the Ice King is right about
this but if he’s in the right then that
means we’re in the Candy Kingdom no that
means much much worse
on your feet is it time for my hour in
the yard boss no we’re letting you go we
decided that it’s wrong to imprison you
this is a trick huh get out of here
before I change my mind there must be
someone waiting outside to beat me oh is
that my crown over there oh I’m glad
that’s all taken care of no not quite
yet
oh sorry but since we’re the bad guys
this time we gotta go to jail this sucks
hey get out of my room you’re still it
get out of here man so you’re really
breaking me out like I said it’s wrong
to imprison you you mean you believe me
oh can it be has all the hatred between
us somehow transmuted into something
more a friendship a best friendship Knox
oh slots in disgust eh let’s call them
sloppy these okay see you later
fin I found some candy
it tastes like banana Candy Man
here man try something
okay try to imagine some kind of steel
umbrella over the bridge so
we don’t get knifed okay
it is done
hey you did it oh voyagers
Bridge you must first pass the test of
the riddle an imaginary riddle master
ask me your riddle riddle master I
accept your test embrace yourself fool
for this riddle comes from a mysterious
far away land lay it on me yes
um the riddle it cometh
I can’t imagine a riddle dude just make
it super easy the reason I’m coming tell
me voyager what is simple and yet also a
real
man that riddle sucks that is the wrong
wrong the penalty is death by snakes
yeah right I got a missile
[Music]
you exploded the snakes right at us
imaginary poison coursing through my
veins I’m sorry brother I’m sorry let’s
just get to your imagination machine and
we’ll be okay a big balloon baby
elephants chainsaws and dude it was
flying towards us
Soul Eater
the Bazooka Goblin has you in its sights
hey don’t shoot us with that bazooka
don’t you do it
don’t do it man
okay yeah
all right use your powers or something
this poison is about to kill me all
right
check it my imagination off machine is
left of the bed is it clear yeah I mean
there’s a bunch of cute girls but they
shouldn’t bother you yeah
ah
where oh man oh I found the shut off
lever cool man dang girl if you weren’t
a figment of my imagination I’d want to
have your baby
what are you laughing at all right I’m
gonna turn it off
clear of danger dude I can’t see
anything I must have imagined getting an
invisible monster what what how do I
kill it
I’m coming buddy
hurry Finn get to the lever okay
I’m doing it
oh yeah the imaginary poison is gone
Jake Jake
hey come on wake up man
hello Finn I am awake and healthy Jake
what happened to your bombastic
personality I do not know what you mean
I am perfectly bombastic nah man nah
something’s wrong tell me something
amazing but Finn I cannot tell you
something amazing as there is nothing
amazing happening around us that I can
describe for you ah see man you suck now
it’s your imagination you need that
thing
Jake stop it man you’re just playing one
continuous note one note is all that is
needed I’m gonna turn your imagination
back on ah
[Music]
Jake your imagination on off switch is
vanished true dot thou not remember
shutting down mine imagination I
remember if
