no no this is bad how could this have
happened to me
i’m doomed i’m so completely doomed
there’s no hope there’s no hope at all
nothing can save me now nothing nothing
no matter how i look at it it’s just
weird what am i gonna do what am i gonna
do what am i gonna do i’m gonna go out
on a limb here and guess there’s a
problem i’ve got a huge test in math and
literature on the exact same day
okay but a pillow and tea kettle are
gonna help you out how i think it’s
pretty obvious i can’t decide if i
should drink a bunch of tea and study
all night or get a good night’s sleep
and cram at the crocodile
you know sometimes i don’t even know why
i’d bother to ask
drive on wait listen you’ve gotta do
something and try and help me come on
please you’re the only chance i’ve got
left right now if you don’t figure out a
way to help me i’ll get zeros for sure
so it’ll be just like all your other
tests but it’s my two worst subjects on
the exact same day all right i’ll help
[Music]
the anywhere door yeah let’s go to your
school
thanks to rymon i knew i could depend on
you
we’ll use the lucinator sounds good how
does it work it blows everything into
the next time zone tests in school too
[Music]
well if that won’t work how about the
animal beam all you gotta do is shine
the light on someone stay there nobody
no hi mr s what are you doing hanging
around school you should be home right
now studying for tomorrow’s big tale
[Music]
they’re an animal
[Music]
problem solved no teachers no tests what
are you thinking to rhyme on i can’t
turn my teacher into a gorilla
you’re right mistress going home to
study sounds good wait where am i
come on help me out take this more
seriously
you’re the one who didn’t take this
situation seriously it’s because you
never study that you’re in this whole
mess
you’re right you’re right i’m so sorry
i’ll start studying more i promise just
help me pass these testimonials where
i’ll start doing my homework every
single day oh all right but just this
one time
[Music]
you’re messing with me again how’s brett
gonna help me out watch and learn you
got your test notes handy
here math huh just let whatever’s on the
page get transferred to the bread and
when you eat it it’ll be committed to
memory
you gotta eat it all
did it work let me give you a problem
what is 6.5 times 2.6 oh man that’s hard
how would i know that
whoa it’s 16.9
see it’s already working oh right as
long as the bread is in your belly the
knowledge will stay in your noggin come
on hit me again more problems 18.6
divided by three 6.2
21.55 times six 129.3
big difference between memorizing stuff
and learning it anyway use this to
memorize what you need in your text and
notebooks maybe it’ll be enough to let
you squeak by for now all right let’s
start cramming some bread down
yeah
thanks
[Music]
huh
hey how about we add some peanut butter
to a few of these slices hmm i mean it
doesn’t taste bad but plain bread can be
a little less than exciting sometimes
[Music]
i mean it tastes great it’s delicious i
love it
thank you
so good
what is it now it’s my notebook
all the important pages have been torn
out what how did that even happen
wait
that might have been me the other day
when i had to blow my nose and needed a
tissue
what is the matter with you
i know i’ll copy one of my friends math
notes
i’m gonna need at least a loaf of that
memory bread maybe two i don’t know how
i get mixed up in these things
all right whose notebook should i ask to
borrow
well if i’m gonna do this i might as
well ask the smartest kid in the whole
class
so why do you need my math notes i’ve
taken some notes of my own but my other
cat ate them so if you could help me out
here then i’d oh you’re big
if i could loan you my notebook i would
nobody but the truth is i don’t take
notes
i have a photographic memory i can
remember the whole class without ever
having to study
[Music]
what do you want we’re studying oh wow
big g you’re here too
joe says in one day it’s cruel and
unusual punishment how’s it even legal
think they can boss me around i’ll tell
you what i’ll show them i’m not gonna
learn anything
so what you here for well i was
wondering if i could borrow your math
notes what my notes you want to use mine
i’ve already studied for math oh great
thanks
this thing is nasty yeah i study all the
time lunch dinner in the bathroom
that’s just not right
if i put the memory bread on this the
only thing i’ll get is a trip to the
hospital do what uh i mean thanks big g
but maybe snitch’s notes will be better
course they are
huh
they’re digital who uses paper anymore
studies show that electronic data is by
far the optimal format for rapid
learning uh
yeah okay whatever let’s see the notes
i’m looking for are are you sure you
know what you’re doing there all data
has been deleted
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
you can just borrow my math notes it’s
no big deal do you honestly expect me to
soil my hands with that disgusting piece
of garbage
did you say garbage well these are the
only math notes you’ve got right now
[Music]
why didn’t i think of it this is where i
should have come in the first place
sure you can borrow them cool thanks sue
your handwriting is so perfect and these
notebooks are spotless i should have no
problem eating these huh
i mean memorizing these
well just be prepared because it’s not
that easy you’ve got to memorize almost
a dozen poems for this test not a
problem i bet i can memorize one in like
10 seconds
[Music]
i wouldn’t be so confident you’re kind
of a space case
who is me
okay if you insist
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art more lovely and more temperate
rough winds do shake the darling buds of
may and summer’s lease hath all too
short a date oh oh
sometime too hot the eye of heaven
shines and often is his gold complexion
dimmed and every fair from fair sometime
declines
if you did that’s amazing thank you how
about we take a break and recharge our
brains sure okay
[Laughter]
check out the look on this guy’s face
just a sec man this comic book is
hysterical
i just can’t put it down
nobody don’t you think you should be
studying right now
yeah
i guess you’re right i should get back
at it
[Applause]
uh is something wrong nope it’s nothing
i’m fine
[Music]
nobody that’s gross
yeah sorry hey do you mind if i take
your notebook home for a bit huh yeah
sure
i powered through too many apple slices
i’m so stuffed i can’t imagine eating
another bite
[Music]
wow this dinner is a huge feast tonight
it’s brain food nobody has a couple of
big tests tomorrow it’s a meal fit for a
champion i read that shrimp is brain
food so nobody got extra oh wait a sec
maybe it was brains or shrimp food
[Laughter]
just so long as it makes someone smarter
go on nobi eat your brain food you’re
gonna wow us with ace tomorrow
what you’re telling me you haven’t
memorized a single page yet look at all
this memory really give you a back what
you’re doing with it
okay i’ve got the notebooks i’ll start
cramming
[Music]
i can’t do it to rhyme on what do you
mean you can’t do it do you want to end
up with zero start eating wash your
towel with some water
okay time for another slice
this thing will make you eat it all no
matter what
keep it up
[Music]
hurry up in there almost done come on i
really gotta get in there why are you
banging on the door nobody’s been in the
bathroom for over an hour and he still
won’t open the dang door
sweet relief
um are you all right
shall i compare these to a summer’s day
that look more lovely and more temporary
tough fans do flick toasty duds of hay
and a plumber’s leash is all too short
of a mate
sometime too hot the eye of summer
shines and often is his gold complexion
dimmed by france or dentures a changing
horse was him this is terrible don’t you
see everything you memorized last night
has now gone down the tree
come on one more you can do it don’t
give up
what in the world is going on here we’re
just doing a little bit of last minute
cramming eat up
all right we’re almost halfway there
stay still
now i’m afraid this might be another
example of me making some seriously poor
choices this is just weird
no matter how i look at it it’s just
weird
