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and that’s where i come in to save the
day with an amazing invention for my
fourth dimensional secret puzzle but
things never turn out as planned
here we go again
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oh cool a new deck of cards
i know i should give sue a call and see
if she wants to come by and play a few
games with me she’s way into cards hi
nobody huh
weird how’d you know about the card so
fast know about what cards
i saw you drop a quarter as you walked
by my house today so i thought i’d come
by and bring it back all that for a
quarter okay
well since you’re here do you want to
play old maid yes sir
not here or here or here
i just had it where could i have dropped
it i choose
this one
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cool another pair
oh man
my last card’s the joker i lost i only
have one card left too huh
shouldn’t it be a pair with yours
then where’s the ace of spades i saw it
here earlier
i’m sure it’ll turn up yeah see you
around see ya
using those cards well yeah those cards
they aren’t just any cards those are the
lucky cards well why are they called the
lucky cards cause anytime the owner of
those cards say i wish it automatically
grants it for that oh now i see that
makes perfect sense
i wanted to invite sue over to play a
few games and these cards totally made
that happen how cool is that
how cool is it not cool at all
every action there’s a reaction each
time a wish is granted one of those
cards disappear oh
so that’s why the last ace was missing
you’re totally missing the problem here
each time you make a wish you whittle
away the deck until at the end all
you’re left with is the joker
then to balance out all the good luck
you’ve had bad luck will hit you like a
tidal wave it’s terrible
that’s crazy
wait is this really true
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then take them back
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now what’s happening
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you’re the owner of those cards now you
can’t just get rid of them because you
don’t want them but they’re yours i just
played with them once you’re not getting
it playing the death once is all it
takes you are now the new
but i guess if someone else were to want
them you could transfer ownership that
way then i want you to want them forget
it
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your teacher called earlier and guess
what i learned about your last test
scores
coming coming
hello nobody residents
oh hi i haven’t heard from you in so
long we have so much to catch up on tell
me everything
saved by the bell i wouldn’t be so sure
that’s what saved you
really
well look at the cards and find out
i just see the three of spades
hold on i remember the two of spades
being there
you’re right i’m on it was the cards you
didn’t want to get yelled at by your mom
so it granted your wish but i only
thought it that’s why the cards are so
scary
they start granting wishes that you
don’t even say out loud
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so what do i do you gotta find someone
greedier than you to take them
huh
you got some super cool gadget you’re
not sharing yeah
well
whoa they’ll grant any wish no matter
what those are some cool cards let me
check them out but
i didn’t finish when all the cards are
gone and only the joker’s left that’s
when all the bad yeah give them
here you go enjoy i’m sure i will
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yep that was close but still
i kind of feel for snitch when i think
of all the bad luck coming his way
yeah
i want to be a famous race car driver i
want to go to france and raise souped up
sports cars around monte carlo
what
seriously huh
yes of course i’ll tell him the news
sneech that was your dad on the phone
and guess what he’s going on a business
trip to france
and he’s got tickets for us to see the
races at monte carlo you mean it it’s
true
these cards are the best
yeah it’s true one of them is missing
i can’t believe how awesome these things
are
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wait you want to give away a deck of
lucky cards what the heck is that it’s
simple they’re cards that grant your
every wish and each time a wish is
granted you’re left with one less card
there’s just this one little drawback
about the joker and bad luck
you’re trying to dump those messed up
cards on me and they sound like nothing
but trouble
i’m not trying to trick you i swear just
hear what i have to say yay but it
better be good
spit it out already okay okay
look there’s still 49 cards left in the
deck use the deck to grant you one wish
then you’ve just got to find some other
noob to dump the deck on yeah
man there are so many things i want i
don’t even know where to begin
i want some new video games
comic books
you know a big plate of yummy buns would
be pretty cool too
wait a sec if i burn through too many
cards i’ll bring trouble but if i ask
for money i can get everything with one
card
you’re home it’s whatever i did i’m
sorry mom remember when you found that
wallet full of money in the park and i
said you couldn’t keep it and made you
turn it into the police yeah well the
police were grateful and because no
one’s claimed it they’re letting you
keep the money you gotta be kidding me
you think your mom’s still mad at ya
yeah
i guess i should give her some more time
to cool off a bit
i just asked the cards for it
and the next thing i know my parents
bought one for me me too excuse me but
are you by any chance talking about it’s
these cool cards just make a wish and
they grant it for you
no way once we each get one wish granted
then we pass the cards on to other
friends tony got this awesome guitar
brad got a brand new computer
hey what’s wrong i had him first and i
didn’t get anything cool huh
i should have held on to him a bit
longer but you can’t give him up but
it’s for the best
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i’m getting them back i warned you
before those things are dangerous and i
wish i hadn’t listened
where are they i gave them to my buddy
sean
jane has them now
i just gave him to sam oh geez just how
many people have had their hands on
these things i heard you are the one
with the cards now that’s right so you
mind giving them back
no here you go that’s awesome thanks i’m
glad to get rid of them what it’s
getting kind of close because there are
only two left
have fun
hey wait i changed my mind
why do i always make such poor choices
i can’t make a wish now if i do then
i’ll get the joker
fresh kettle corn fresh roasted kettle
corn here
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hey what are you doing sorry mister
i should do it
how do i get rid of these things
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oh lookbox
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so i can’t even throw these things away
and i can’t go home because my mom’s
still mad
man this is one serious mess
wait as long as i don’t make that last
wish then i’m okay that’s it problem
solved i’ll just never make another one
oh mrs noby well hello mr s i want you
to know that i’m taking nobis test score
very seriously i’m going to give him one
firm talking to let’s not get carried
away if you come down too hard on the
boy then you might just discourage him
from trying all together i see your
point well maybe i’ll try going easy on
him and see how that works all right
cool i think i can go home now but then
i wonder if that means i just
accidentally made a wish to get home and
i used up the last card
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all that’s left
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what the heck was that
so i wonder what’s gonna happen to the
guy who stole the deck well he’s
definitely the new owner so the deck is
his now i have no idea who that guy was
but i wouldn’t want to be him a career
petty criminal gets hit with seriously
bad luck
look that’s the guy who took the dick he
actually slipped on a banana peel fell
face first down the manhole climbed out
only to be chased by a stray dog
straight into the nearest police station
where he was arrested for a string of
outstanding
i have an important announcement to make
i’ve decided to pursue my lifelong dream
and that is
go ahead take a guess water ballet uh
naked tattooed belly dancing learn
gorilla sign language no this is even
better
this hat should give you a clue
i am gonna be a master chef
your lifelong dream is to cook yep you
got it you’ll hear the name chef big g
and my famous recipes at every five-star
restaurant in the world cool right
sounds great what could go wrong but no
that’s our big g i’m sure you’re gonna
create some totally delicious meals
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i knew you’d say that so i won’t keep
you waiting i’m treating all of you to a
chef big g dinner party tonight no it
really don’t it’s fine it’s something i
want to do i’m gonna make the three of
you a meal so special you’ll never
forget it
sounds delightful and not at all
terrifying
great see you later at my house
big g made us some snacks once before
remember
remember i can still taste it
cooking’s the worst he thinks his belly
button lint is a spice
what are we gonna do yeah eating it will
feel like a punch in the gut but if we
don’t he’ll punch us in the gut
what do we do we have to go and we have
to eat then there’s only one choice
we’ve got to starve ourselves till then
good idea if we’re hungry enough we’ll
eat just about anything why couldn’t
this dream be water ballet
you don’t want any but spaghetti is your
favorite i’m too full to eat now mom
honest i don’t believe you come on sit
down and eat i made extra just for you i
can’t if i take even one bite of your
spaghetti i will live through the night
what
nobody he said
that was nice why would you say that
about your mom’s spaghetti dinner party
chef think she have to eat it so scared
that explains it you got a stomach big
cheese
a few shakes of super gourmet spice
makes the nastiest dish taste nice
really even the nastiest dish yep even
your mom’s rubbery spaghetti uh what was
that
hey stop i can’t eat anything before
tonight
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it smells like heaven
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no way forget it i can’t go to big
cheese with my belly full
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can’t racist must have get a fork
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well of course you can was it really
that good it’s like a rainbow in my
mouth it works wonders doesn’t it hmm
but will it work on big cheese gross gut
wrenching cooking ah it’s time nobody
the dinner bell tolls anatoles for me
bon appetit
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okay you two it’s dinner time
it’s been nice knowing you
good evening diners prepare yourselves
for a taste bud explosion
uh thanks since you invited us we
haven’t been able to think about
anything else
great come on in it’s almost ready
i’ve been working so hard on this you
guys are gonna gobble till you wobble
and drop justin nibble we’ll be fine
forget that my parents are out at a
party so you’ve got time to relax and
savor every bite we don’t want to
overstay our welcome well truth is i’m
not quite done cooking yet but there’s
no hurry we’ve got all night
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oh man what kind of horror awaits us
oh no my heart’s starting to pound
really fast there’s nothing to worry
about sue
huh darymont gave me something to help
us get through this yeah
it’s called super
super
so for gourmet spice where did i put
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it smells like diapers on a tire fire
sorry for the wait but now it’s ready
this is a big step in my dream to reach
masterchef stardom and cooking for my
friends to gain their respect is a major
honor
all right digging
liverwurst pickled radishes salty fish
guts and then some grape jelly for color
and as bonus there’s a couple of hot
peppers and then a dash of coffee plus
some other mystery ingredients
mystery ingredients it’s called big
cheese grape jelly mystery meat gumbo
surprise all right go ahead and eat
before it grows a skin
here let me give everyone a great big
bowl full
oh hey that’s enough for me
don’t be shy
i know you’re gonna want seconds
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and for novi
don’t be polite leave your manners
behind dig right in
yeah
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oh my what could this thing be
you hit the jackpot that’s the mystery
meat
it’s so mysterious i don’t even know
what it is oh yay
tell me what you think be honest mystery
meat yay that sounds so delicious
it doesn’t seem like you guys like my
food very much
and if there’s one thing i can’t stand
it’s being lied to
then it’s good that you’re sitting down
don’t get mad big g really we like it
just watch newbie scarf come down he
thinks it’s top notch
looking at it now
it’s actually
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yeah that’s good eats
oh no
your palate is refined enough to
understand my complex creations can i
have seconds of course offer you all you
want
you my friend share my culinary vision
you know enjoy
of course
missing
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excuse me i’m gonna go have a private
talk with food critics sneetch here but
you guys keep emptying those bowls
huh
hey it’s the rhyme on
with the super gourmet spice nobody
sometimes you really are a scatter brain
so you’re the one who made that swell
taste good it wasn’t easy thank you dry
mother there’s no need to thank me and
make a big deal so where’s snitch he’s
taking a little nap since snitch didn’t
like it you can have his share
open up and say oh that’s okay i’ll feed
myself here i don’t wanna get home
no your happiness hey stay still i can’t
get it if you keep moving
what are you doing up there ah
i was just uh hanging around
what’s this stuff
this is give it to
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from the future
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yeah
you all are so dead
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hey what
what’s wrong with your eyes
stop looking at me like that yeah yummy
compared to perfection so plump and
juicy
looks
there’s just no accounting for chase
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set from a dark future to change the
course of time
and protect one human
from failure are you sure you know what
you’re doing all data deleted
meet the cat that will change all that
this is one of those extra dimensions
deals that’s crazy
the future is meow forgot to tell you
about that drymond weekdays at 12 30 11
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