this is a big box and there’s about
4,000 cookies in these boxes
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what’s up – we have a truckload of
Cookie Crisp cereal which is obviously
cookies so the other day as you know I
did four million subscribers I message
this guy called Bryce were you my four
million subscriber he said yes
holy hell I can’t believe this I’m out
we’re freaking out I said I have a
present for you – you free tomorrow he
said yes yes yes I’m about to have a
heart attack without this man’s address
he was our four million subscriber we
have four million cookies and we’re
going to give it to
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so my 4 million subscriber was in a
different state we’ve been driving for
four hours me and Christy u-hauls behind
us and we just stopped to get some food
my hands are still a little oily from
the french fries so we just arrived at
the guy’s house and we’re parking the
u-haul in the front yard and he actually
has no idea what we’re about to go
probably thinks there’s 4 million
pennies but all right Reisen here come a
little closer so they get here you were
my 4 million subscriber I guess so what
do you think in that u-haul we have 4
million of something Odie’s or million
pennies I don’t know it’s a 4 million
pennies boy here let’s just come open it
let’s not have too much suspense Teddy
already has four million pineco so darn
yes we can’t do that I wanted you have a
cookie for every subscriber am I
expected to deliverance all these people
yes okay for those of you that say these
aren’t cookies that is a cookie I don’t
care what you say the definition is flat
small and crisp right right yeah this is
flat Smallin yeah that it’s Chris so
these are four million cookies one for
each of you we’re gonna put them in your
yard so then you can ship them to my
pants so step one I gotta offload all
the cookies for boys
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oh did you do something nah you good
oh great Cookie Monster we summoned down
with our cookies I can’t believe that
work hey do you think cookies have oil
in them cooking oil
crap Machop fine SEAL Team six round
it’s not in the same oil I promise is
not the same I mess it up now you do for
too long can’t do it anymore I can’t
what’s sure 490 motor jubilation no mine
is the the electro shuffle there’s no
way I could do it it’s like something
like that I’m too uh
too pale to be doing that no you’re too
soft why are you so sad I’m moisturize
do you yes don’t answer the question
yeah rules it guys comment how your
childhood was just ruined top 10 anime
potholes everyone’s crying right now we
had a running joke that gave me an easy
content and he was screwed it up I’ve
been known for we were just driving down
the road and I noticed she had a lot of
cookies where’d they come from
mr. B 6000 uh-huh can I can buy these
cookies off you do you think 4000
dollars would be good enough no yep
there are for sale so lucky man I’ve
been looking for cookies for so long I
just saw this in this front yard I’m
surprised four thousand dollars he’d
probably paid way more than that for
these cookies definitely easy
we gotta steal what idiot just given me
four grand that’s it
right oh my gosh oh yes our monopoly
money mistreat your neighbors alright
anyways he paid for it let’s load him up
boys in the u-haul cash them pennies
yeah although you only got one tenth of
what he got yeah what I typically do is
I just waste a lot of money and then the
content just happens give me content
come on come on
these are really important for me please
get all of them instant regret of
throwing the night there should be 40 of
them 30 we bought those cookies yeah so
I think if you only ate cereal you could
eat this and like a month maybe two
months how much I think about it
looks like it could be enough to feed a
little condom yes do you think this is a
good news your day just plopping a ton
of cookies and I wanted a I didn’t think
that I would come to my front yard and
see a giant pile of cookies now yep
definitely that’s why that’s what we do
around here waste time I actually want
to try this stuff oh crap now one of you
don’t get a cookie I’m sorry I’m sorry
sorry take mine oh he said you can have
it here is all right we’re good see it’s
a win-win situation I got cookies he got
money we all won my student tuition will
be paid off I’ll be able to get back
into school now my car is paid off now
my rent is paid now like I’ll probably
be able to just you know keep a little
bit extra in case my car breaks down for
whatever reason don’t forget to give
some to charity obviously yeah but how
did you have all these cookies I don’t
they appeared in my front yard this
morning I don’t know why did you buy
these cookies if you had bills I’m so
hungry
what can I say you see how big I am come
on dude I guess we got to let them back
up we’re gonna try to take him to like a
food shelter or something
food shelter that’s not the right words
they shelter food and keep us safe their
shelter food from humans scribe to mr.
beast follow them on Twitter for all you
guys that are gonna hate down there and
say it’s a fake no cookie for you
average unto the people who say mean
things
I just ate your cookie as well not only
like three million nine hundred ninety
nine thousand nine hundred ninety five
hit it you know how hard it is to
explain what you do though I was talking
about Bob this morning my dad was like
so this guy is like feet I mean he flew
to every state and tied his shoes he
wants every Walmart and bought a
Snickers bar if you don’t know what
we’re doing right now
we’re trying to get a thumbnail so we
got for some cookies there for me to
copy and paste and stuff you know get
the click face that’s why you clicked on
this video hey hey she’s like she’s like
why do they have so much cookies hey are
you getting ready for your cereal boxing
match there I am are you gonna be cereal
box and who you want to call out no one
well let the Pollard’s find it out we’re
just gonna sit over here wager a lot of
money on the fight and hopefully get
rich who you got money on I can’t answer
that can’t answer the internet would
probably hate me how about the dead G
Jake Paul fight do you think daddy’s
gonna win 100% dad she plays a lot of
video games so he knows all right boys
it’s time to wrap it up enjoy your
cookies thank you for subscribing huh
you’re still alive so for 3 million
subscribers we gave my 3 millionth sub 3
million pennies for 4 million we gave
them a 4 million cookies for 5 million
we’re gonna do something really special
actually whoever is my 5 million
subscriber will really like what we’re
gonna do so make sure you try to be my 5
million
promise you you won’t regret it it’s
gonna be way crazier we already know
what it is don’t tell them Chris I’ll be
very angry just secretly its we’re gonna
go give it to a food bank because that’s
why I was on a hunt for 4 million
cookies I still don’t understand why you
had somebody but you know whatever let’s
go help some people
thanks for selling me the cookie
appreciate any time yeah do you need
four million cookies he’s the guy to get
to not anymore
I’m sure you’ll stop ahead now pick a
ring okay so we’re driving home after
giving the guy four million cookies this
is all the money I had in my wallet
we see a homeless guy right there here
you go handle bunny hey man
god bless man yes sir god Bless You Man
Chris you’re such a nice guy and all
right I’m just such an angel we’re gonna
give him more if we didn’t buy all those
cookies
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