– I found a list of the 20 best water parks in the world.
– I’ll be the judge of that.
– And at number 20 in the list is this water park in Spain.
– Did you see that dinosaur?
I’m a sucker for a theme.
It adds a lot to the water park, you know?
– Oh wow. – Okay, that’s really cool.
– Cool.
– I think this would get a little higher than 20.
– If that was the 20th best water park in the world,
I can’t wait to see number one.
– My mind’s gonna be blown.
– Now we’re coming in at number 19 in Indonesia.
I think we saw this in a water slide video.
Oh my gosh. – It just drops you.
– This is like when the time warp in Star Wars.
– Oh, I like this one.
– Yo, I don’t even see water.
I don’t see it, all right, now I do.
– There you go.
It looked like that person had
to kinda feed themself into it, you know?
– Yeah, that would knock it off a bit for me.
– Oh, well, you know what’s coming up next?
It’s from Poland.
You know what they have? Lots of poles.
– Hey, he got me, he knew the joke was coming.
– Oh my gosh.
– Whoa, apparently they have warp gates.
– What the frick?
– Yo, that looks like whiplash the ride.
– I would be panicking. – I like this one.
– This still looks like if you hit the edge
at a weird angle, you just fall off.
– This guy’s enjoying it though.
– This one looks a lot more calmer.
– Ooh, it’s starting, eh.
Okay, now you got me.
– All right, now we’re in Malaysia.
One thing I’ve noticed is America
has not been on the list yet.
– They are not doing so hot right now.
– America sucks. – It does.
– Oh my God! – Whoa!
– I would be terrified! – That drop!
Oh. – Oh.
– Who goes to a water park wearing jeans and a shirt?
I don’t know, I just, I couldn’t do that.
– People wanna wear jeans down slides,
let ’em wear jeans down slides.
Guys, comment if you’ve ever worn jeans down a slide.
– Water slide.
I would expect you to wear jeans down a normal slide.
– Wet & Wild in Sydney, Australia.
– Hey, that’s what they call me.
– Because he drinks a lot of water.
– I do drink a lot of water.
Here’s your daily reminder to drink water.
– Yo, that’s a fun slide.
– Oh, and they all just…
Okay, that’s really cool.
– That looks like, you know when “Carrots of the Caribbean,”
where he had that thing with all those tubes.
– Yeah, it’s called an organ, not the body part.
– The state, right?
– No, that’s Oregon.
– Oh, you’re talking about the Oregon Trail?
– No, that’s a trail.
– There are a lot of things named Oregon.
– Why is there a lot of things named Oregon?
Ooh, that one kinda like flings you, I like that.
It looks a little safer than the last one,
but you could just fly off right there,
it didn’t have any guardrail, you see that?
It’s called the tantrum, it’s what Tucker does
when he doesn’t get his “Dino Ranch”.
– As he should, the king deserves his “Dino Ranch.”
– I’ve watched the one season
of “Dino Ranch” that’s available, at least 18 times.
– I thought you were talking about ranch
that tastes like dinosaur.
Now this is Area 47 in Australia.
– Austria, not Australia.
Come on, what are you doing?
– Not to be confused with Area 51.
That’s a military base.
Area 51 is not a water park.
But area 47 is a water park.
– Hey, see, you can tell this is in a nice country
where it’s a cooler climate,
‘Cause if this was in Florida,
that ride would be 1,000 degrees.
– All I can think of is
this metal does look a little military,
and maybe this is just a cover up for a secret base.
I’m not letting this go.
I think we’re onto something.
Finally, America, it’s on the list.
– Not only America,
but the most American thing in the world, Florida.
– America, don’t let us down.
So this is in a Disney place in Florida.
– Got a theme going, I like it.
Disney is known for their themes.
– Tidal wave, that’s pretty cool.
– I’m allergic to that.
– Aesthetically, this looks cool,
but the other ones looked more fun.
He’s not getting much speed.
– This is the thing though.
It’s called The Rudder Buster, that’s pretty funny.
– Coconut Crusher, okay.
Maybe Disney gets to dub for funny.
– Yeah, the names is out of this world,
the ride itself, eh.
Whoa.
– Dude, stuff like that would terrify me.
What if the door opens, and you’re not pinned
against the back wall, do you just fall?
– Just smack at the bottom
and then slowly slide down the rest of the way.
Oh, see, there’s no guardrail on this one, look.
Oh my goodness.
– I would try to touch the top.
– I do every time, it’s fun.
– Fun fact about this guy right here,
he runs a channel called TubeRides,
and he has over a million subscribers,
just filming himself going down water slides.
Imagine going to college, getting a good degree,
working all your life just so you can get a job
and make less than this man
that rides down water slides for a living.
– God speed, waterpark guy.
Oh, oh my God.
He’s going so fast, you can’t even tell what is going on.
– That was insane.
Up next is a Swedish water park,
let’s see if we find PewDiePie.
– There he is.
Every Swedish person is just PewDiePie.
– They all just look the same.
– I mean, so far, I mean, I’m not gonna lie.
I’m not impressed yet. – This is cool.
– Yeah, but we’ve seen stuff…
Okay, this looks lit.
Yeah, okay, there we go.
– I don’t know, I prefer the ring thing more than this.
– Nah, this looks like you’re going through
somebody’s colon. – Oh, that’s cool,
I like this a lot.
Now this is one of the ones that looks good on paper,
but it’s not fun to write down.
– It also looks like you’d smack your head
on one of those rocks.
– Now let’s see what Turkey is capable of.
Not the food.
– Oh, I thought we were getting Turkey, I was excited.
– No, no, it’s a country.
– Hey, it’s a snake.
– All right. Oh!
– Yeah, this is cool.
– Yo, okay, so far, Turkey is already underrated.
– See, this is how you do themes right.
Make it cool, make it a part of the whole ride.
– Turkey’s getting some dubs here.
– Yeah. Oh, turkey’s getting some good dubs.
– All right, so far Turkey hasn’t missed yet.
– Oh, and the ramp?
That’s a higher ramp than we’ve seen too.
– Now we are in the top 10 greatest water parks on earth.
I’m excited for number one.
And what better way to crack the top 10 than America?
Who would’ve thought New Jersey would have a good waterpark?
– Ooh, Pepto-Bismol pink, love it.
– That’s huge.
Does that not look disproportionately bigger
than the other ones?
– The tube also looks insanely large.
The best one, number one, number one, number one.
– We need to pause.
Everyone say your prayers to Shrek.
– You see Shrek, and you don’t instantly go,
“Oh yeah, that’s number one.”
– Oh, and out of a dragon’s mouth.
– Oh, it’s the dragon that donkey dated.
– Launch! – Launch!
– Oh my gosh.
– That one’s fast, whoa!
– Let’s jump on over to Germany.
Oh my God, and then it goes dark.
– Oh, and then green.
– Yeah, how much more could it possibly cost
to just change the colors of the slides
a little bit like that?
That made it 10 times cooler.
– Yeah, 100%.
Oh! – Oh!
– Yo, this definitely deserves to be where it is.
Oh my God. – Yeah, that is really cool.
– Hurricane Loop.
– I just…
He’s going so fast. That is insane.
– Well, let’s jump over to Dubai.
Dubai is very, very lavish.
There’s just no world
where this isn’t the coolest water park.
– Yeah, you’re already getting speed.
– We’re off to a good start with this ride.
– It’s great right now.
Oh, this is kind of claustrophobic though, right?
This is cool.
Okay, this water park maybe should have been
a little higher.
– All right, now we’re jumping over to Brazil,
which I don’t think has been on the list yet.
– No, not yet.
– I just feel like Brazil has some nice water slides.
It’s a good climate, this has gotta be big.
Oh my gosh!
– Yeah, it is big, it is very big!
– We are officially in the top three.
Florida, bring it home for us.
– Come on, Florida! – Don’t disappoint.
Okay. – Oh, what?
They made it, it’s like a snowy thing in Florida.
That’s funny because that would not be possible.
I really think that these rides
are only in the top of the list ’cause of their name.
’cause that’s funny, but the ride doesn’t look that good.
Okay, now, yeah, yeah, yeah.
– It’s getting better the more he goes.
– Summit Plummet.
– Do all the rides just rhyme?
– All right, let’s see the next one.
If it doesn’t rhyme, this is not a cool water park.
– Trogen, Troj, Tobogan Racers.
– It was hard, but you did it.
– Tobogan Racers, it doesn’t rhyme.
– It doesn’t. – So guess what that means?
– Doodoo water park!
– Okay, does Germany actually deserve the number two spot?
Let’s find out. – I’ll be the judge.
Ooh! – That dome looks better
than I thought it would. – Ooh!
– This probably costs like a trillion-billion dollars.
– This is insane.
Are these all real plants too?
– Yo, can we go to Germany?
– Yeah, let’s go to Germany.
– I’m sorry for Florida, but I think Germany just…
– They just took a poopoo… – Took your lunch money.
– Oh yeah, lunch money.
– Wait, Germany has number two and number one?
This is number one on the list.
And we waited this entire time for this.
– This better be good.
– Eh.
– All right, let’s judge the water slides.
– Okay, I like the design.
– Oh, you’re supposed to race with people,
look, there’s three lanes.
That one’s like a race with your friends kind of.
– Wait. – A fan?
It pushes you!
Whoa! – Whoa!
– That’s cool, okay.
– Yeah, all right.
See, this is what I’m talking about, innovation.
– Yeah, who else is doing this?
Oh. – Oh, a surf slide.
– That’s cool, I’ve never seen one of those
in my entire life.
– Okay, I’m starting to see why this is number one.
Because every other place is just dumb.
– Yeah, it’s all the same rides, but colored different,
but they actually have like innovation.
– All right, comment down below which one
you think should be number one.
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